Here are more quotes from actual game sessions:
General and Out of Character
“This is better than being several hundred people at once.”
“Do you have something to offer up to me as a ‘Get Self Stuck in Appliance’ skill?”
“Give me a resisted Style roll.”
“It’s been changed from commercial to ‘plot device’ zoning.”
“I think that grabbing someone from horseback is an outmoded courtship technique.”
Amber Diceless Roleplaying
“We could have completely botched the job.”
“That would not be completely suprising…”
–Alysis, daughter of Julian
–Allira, daughter of Florimel
“[Brand] wanted the throne, but being a deranged psychopath, his brothers had some issues with that.”
–Alysis, daughter of Julian
“Is there any reason why we shouldn’t bring Master Hardwin along?”
“Yes. [pause] Oh! You mean a good reason.”
–Aurelius Antoniusson, descendant of Corwin
–Lord Sirian of the Ways of Mirrus
Ars Magica
“Why are we taking the boat?”
“Because you are too slow and do not have enough feet.”
–Anya, follower of Jerbiton
–Ruyrick, follower of Bjornaer
“Is not my fault if other people do not have survival skills.”
“That is why we have civilization.”
–Ruyrick, follower of Bjornaer
–Anya, follower of Jerbiton
Call of Cthulhu
If this isn’t the CoC in a nutshell, I don’t know what is
“You are messing with forces you don’t want to understand!”
–John Stubble
Keeper: How would you like to go horribly insane and then have your head torn off by many-tentacled beings from beyond?
Potential Player: Well okay, if everyone else is…
Castle Falkenstein
“I’d hate to be shot by someone I haven’t been properly introduced to.”
–Mr. Espee
“You know, we could have framed anyone with this information.”
–Mr. Espee
“How do you spell ‘nn-tha-a-guuunnn?”
–Miss Margaret Evans
Dungeons & Dragons
And it did, too...
DM: The room is filled with the usual magical accoutraments: beakers, spell components, parts of spell components in jars, a coal-filled brassiere…
Several players: You mean brazier!?!!!
DM[pointing]: No, it says right here in the module: ‘brassiere’.
